RPC-880
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alpha

Item #: RPC-880

Object Class: Alpha

Containment Protocols: RPC-880 instances are to be contained in standard containment lockers when not in testing. Containment locker should always be kept at a minimum of 40°F. Personnel wanting to run test with RPC-880-A under level-3 clearance are not allowed to use RPC-880 unless approved by at least one level-4 personnel.

Description: RPC-880 are three (3) boxes of 2x2 feet cardboard boxes with the name “OJ by Amazing! Co.” written on the sides of the box. Each box contains thirty six (36) bottles orange juice designated RPC-880-A instances. Analysis of the liquid inside an instance of RPC-880-A shows that RPC-880-A instances are made of the following:

  • Iron 0.32mg 2%
  • Vitamin C 72mg 80%
  • Riboflavin 0.1mg 8%
  • Vitamin B6 0.2mg 10%
  • Calcium 21mg 2%
  • Potassium 450mg 13%
  • Human Saliva 0.5mg 8%
  • Human Blood 0.2 mg 4%
  • [Data Redacted] ██%

If a subject consumes an instance of RPC-880-A, said subject will claim to see RPC-880-B. RPC-880-B is an invisible entity that subjects describe as looking exactly like former National Football League runner back O. J. Simpson. Subjects claim that RPC-880-B is completely naked. RPC-880-B manifest when a subject consumes an instance of RPC-880-A. RPC-880-B does not absorb any visible light, but can be seen under infrared. RPC-880-B is described by subjects as disturbing. Subjects claim RPC-880-B speaks to them even though RPC-880-B cannot be pick up by any audio recording device. Subjects claim that RPC-880-B is constantly staring at them even when not possible. Subjects also claim that RPC-880-B does not locomote from where he manifest. It takes five (5) minutes for RPC-880-B after a subject drinks an instance of RPC-880-A. RPC-880-B demanifest three (3) minutes after manifestation.

Discovery: RPC-880 was found in Miami, Florida on 12/24/2017. Two ██████ employees called the police claiming that O.J. Simpson had dislodged his head and was talking about the politics of Mesopotamia. Authority Agents imbedded within the local police interviewed the two employees and found RPC-880 in the back of the store. A statewide search for more instances of RPC-880 was set in motion, but no more instances were found. The three instances of RPC-880 were pick up from the ██████ and taken to Site-██.

Addendum 880-A: Test Logs

Addendum 880-B: RPC-880-B Interview Log

Foreword: RPC-880-B manifests itself to Dr. Jones. Dr. Jones writes down everything RPC-880-B says and does.

Date: 01/01/2018

Interviewer: Dr. Jones

Interviewee: RPC-880-B


[Begin Log]

RPC-880-B: They have several locations over uh the U.S.

RPC-880-B begins to dislodge his neck.

RPC-880-B: Darwin’s Hand. Uh they have many bases across the U.S. alone.

RPC-880-B’s eyes begin to fall out.

RPC-880-B: They have one in uh Dallas, Texas along road ██.

RPC-880-B: That group also has a base in Miami, Florida along █ street. This one is uh this one's life secret base. It’s under a church.

RPC-880-B’s arms begin to rot at the shoulders.

RPC-880-B: Then they have that base in Atlanta, Georgia. Uh, this one is what they call Olympia.

RPC-880-B arms fall off simultaneously. RPC-880-B is bleeding profusely. RPC-880-B stays silent for 1 minute and 30 seconds.

RPC-880-B: Als-

RPC-880-B demanifest.

[End Log]

Addendum 880-C: Operation Strike

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